Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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