where am i from again
operation harelip BJ is a go
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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