It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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