lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
