Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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