so that wasnt chicken after all
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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