Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
and she was petting her beer can
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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