Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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