No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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