Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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