no. you can't hotbox the world.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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