her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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