I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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