We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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