"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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