please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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