Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize