I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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