I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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