Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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