So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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