On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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