we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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