You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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