it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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