Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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