just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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