It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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