Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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