Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
false alarm. still invincible.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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