I wish I only lived at night.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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