dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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