Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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