So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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