woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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