I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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