what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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