like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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