Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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