I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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