the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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