I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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