The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
