Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
why is half of my head shaved?
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