Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize