He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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