party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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