The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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