i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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