He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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