why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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