KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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