Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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