talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
