she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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